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I am not leaving Yahoo! for less than $400,000 per year. Seriously.
I truly love working at Yahoo!, and believe that my position here offers the best avenue to further my career. I was not laid off. I have no plans to leave. I am not worried about mergers or buy-outs.
This probably won't change until at least 2009. Unless you're prepared to make an offer for a salary position around the $400,000/year mark, I'm really not even a little bit interested.
Yes, yes, you've recently gotten a million gillion dollars in venture capital, and you were founded by 2 brain surgeon rocket scientist Stanford PhD grads who invented a perpetual motion machine and are going to revolutionize everything, blah blah blah.
If the offer is less than $400,000 per year, I'm staying at Yahoo. That's my price, and it's not negotiable at this time.
No, really. $400k. I'm serious. Please don't call me unless you are, too.
I have a deep and powerful need create quality software for the web, and I don't let anything stand in the way of that.
I believe that making the Internet better makes the world a better place, so developers that rock are a bit like superheroes.
http://pirates.yahoo.com, http://harrypotter.yahoo.com
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http://elligence.net, http://elligence.net/ellipedia
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Part of SCSU team which earned an Honorable Mention
Best in Class: 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993
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