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Isaac Z. Schlueter

Internetician, Web Developer, JavaScript Hacker


777 W Middlefield Rd, #115
Mountain View, CA 94043
408 212 0124
http://foohack.com/
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Price

You can’t afford to hire me.

Recruiter: Please read.

As of 2010-02-09, I'm not on the job market. If you email me to ask if I'm available, I'll know that you did not read this, and are a spammer. I'll flag your email as spam, because that's what it will be.

I used to say that my price was $400,000 base salary. These days, I'm really not interested in any job, at that or any price.

This is not a joke.

I'm working on the best team at Yahoo, and I spend my free time hacking on interesting open source projects. I have absolutely no interest in whatever job you’re peddling.

I'm not going to work for your company. I’ve spent too much of my life chasing dreams that weren’t mine. When I leave this place, most likely in 2011, it will be to venture out on out on my own. Yahoo knows this.

I won't refer talented individuals to you. I’m keeping them, and anyone worthwhile already has lots of recruiters pestering them. And besides, if I had wanted to do your job, I wouldn’t have worked so hard to get mine. So please don’t ask.

I do consultation on an ad hoc basis at $400 per hour minimum.

If you still want to talk to me, please mention your favorite flavor of ice cream in your message, so that I’ll know you’ve actually read and understood this disclaimer. Maybe we can be friends!

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Skills

Very Extremely Competent
  • Semantic HTML/XHTML
  • XML
  • CSS
  • JavaScript
  • Server-Side JavaScript
  • JSON
  • AJAX
  • Object-oriented Javascript
  • Cross Browser Development/Browser Quirks
  • Object Oriented Design
  • Troubleshooting
  • Perceived/Actual Page Load Time Optimization
  • Regular Expressions
  • YUI Library
  • Bash Scripting Language
  • Accessibility
Lots of Experience
  • PHP 4
  • PHP 5, including Object Oriented Programming in PHP
  • Git
  • Apache
  • FreeBSD
  • Macintosh OS X
  • Darwin
  • CVS
  • SVN
  • Service Oriented Architecture
  • Agile Scrum
  • Adobe Photoshop
Some Experience
  • XUL
  • MySQL
  • Windows 95-XP
  • IIS
  • ASP
  • Visual Basic 6
  • Microsoft SQL
  • Macromedia (Adobe) Flash
  • Actionscript 2
  • Flex/AS3
  • Localization/Internationalization
  • Perl
  • Java
  • C/C++
  • Awk
  • VB.NET
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Full Time

  • Yahoo! Inc. — YUI

    Sunnyvale CA

    Senior Technical Yahoo

    August 2009 2009-08-15 - Present

    http://yuilibrary.com

    • The most widely used open source JavaScript platform
    • Creating widgets in the YUI 3 codebase
    • Delivering quality directly to users
    • Owner of the YUI Compressor utility

  • Yahoo! Inc. — YAP (Yahoo Application Platform)

    Sunnyvale CA

    Lead Web Developer/Front-End Engineer

    March 2008 2008-03-15 - August 2009 2009-08-15

    http://apps.yahoo.com

    • Front-end architect/technical lead on YAP, Yahoo!’s part in the OpenSocial initiative (see: intent agreement).
    • Deeply involved in keeping many moving parts all moving together properly.
    • Solving technical issues and helping to ensure that Yahoo!’s offering in this space meets the needs of many different types of developers.

  • Yahoo! Inc. — Buzz

    Sunnyvale CA

    Lead Web Developer/Front-End Engineer

    July 2007 2007-07-15 - March 2008 2008-03-15

    http://buzz.yahoo.com

    • Made others more productive by building process to allow low-friction development as well as a deployment that carefully follows Yahoo!’s Exceptional Performance Guidelines.
    • Nearly 100% feature support in both javascript and non-javascript cases.
    • Wrote badge code to insert vote button on many third-party news sites and prevent gaming.
    • Rapid iterative development responsive to user research and industry changes.
    • Led front end development among a team of 6 webdevs.

  • Yahoo! Inc. — Yahoo! Entertainment Module Team

    Santa Monica CA, Sunnyvale CA

    Technical Yahoo (Web Developer/Front-End Engineer)

    April 2007 2007-04-01 - July 2007 2007-07-15

    http://pirates.yahoo.com, http://harrypotter.yahoo.com, http://gta.yahoo.com, http://starwars.yahoo.com

    Note: Sites have since been redesigned or removed

    • Built reusable modular framework to support several Yahoo! Entertainment web sites.
    • Recruited by engineering management due to excellent performance on Games team.
    • Saw, made, and learned from several catastrophic mistakes in execution, architecture, and project management. Have managed to not repeat most of them since.

  • Yahoo! Inc. — Yahoo! Games

    Santa Monica CA

    Technical Yahoo Intermediate (Web Developer/Front-End Engineer)

    January 2006 2006-01-01 - March 2007 2007-03-31

    http://games.yahoo.com

    • Web developer on fast-paced development team
    • Built DHTML widgets and modules which were subsequently used throughout the Yahoo! Media properties
    • Wrote CSS, Javascript, and HTML for several redesigns
    • Provided mentorship and guidance for other web developers in Santa Monica and throughout the company
    • Also worked on http://food.yahoo.com

  • Data Strategies, Inc.

    San Diego CA, Poway CA

    Knowledge Manager

    October 2004 2004-10-15 - December 2005 2005-12-31

    http://elligence.net, http://elligence.net/ellipedia

    Note: Site has since been redesigned

    • Responsible for nearly all internet-related company activities
    • Implemented systems to smooth out "problem areas" of the Data Strategies knowledge flow, including web-based help system, ellipedia.
    • Technical writing: system requirements and setup documentation, tutorials, troubleshooters, and general help file content

  • Data Strategies, Inc.

    San Diego CA

    Senior Technical Support Representative

    December 2002 2002-12-01 - October 2004 2004-10-15
    • Provided technical support to CompuMedic and elligence clients
    • Kicked ass with advanced troubleshooting in business-critical situations
    • Gathered client needs and delivered custom solutions
    • Product development using Visual Basic, HTML, CSS, and SQL

  • Southern Connecticut State University

    New Haven CT

    University Assistant, Faculty Support

    August 1999 1999-08-01 - June 2002 2002-06-30
    • Hardware/Software installation and troubleshooting for Academic Faculty.
    • Incredibly boring job that helped pay for an otherwise very interesting education.

  • Southern Connecticut State University

    New Haven CT

    University Assistant, Lab Assistant

    August 1998 1998-08-01 - August 1999 1999-08-31
    • Assisted students in University Computer Labs
    • Even more boring than the other SCSU job, but I got to play a lot of chess and do homework while getting a paycheck.
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Distractions

  • Server Side JavaScript

    2008 - Present
    • Involved with Node and Narwhal communities.
    • Working to make JavaScript a total-web language for both server and client development.

  • Foo Hack

    Blog about programming and web development

    2007 - Present

    http://foohack.com

    • Discussion of life in the web development world.
    • Personal testing ground for experimentation and sharing web development information with the internet community

  • Schlueterica

    Personal Website and Blog

    2002 - Present

    http://isaacschlueter.com

    • Mostly dead blog, kept alive for historical purposes.
    • Tableless layout, using valid HTML and CSS

  • Web Reports

    Independent Project for Lien on Me, Inc.

    2004 - 2005

    http://lomwc.com/value/

    • Created system that allows the client’s customers to securely access their data online
    • Data can be uploaded in either TXT or ZIP format, and imported into a MySQL database
    • Designed application to meet business needs, wrote all the code, and managing installation.

  • b2evolution

    b2evolution Blog Platform: Support, Hacks, and Testing

    2003 - 2005

    http://b2evolution.net

    • Provided help on the support forums
    • Created several "skins" for the application
    • Helped to make sure that b2evolution worked in all target environments

  • Other Bits

    • I am a whiz with devil sticks.
    • I played the viola for 7 years. I can play the guitar, albeit fairly badly.
    • I use Twitter more often than my phone.
    • I use my real name online.
    • If not for the money, I might have gone into Linguistics or Philosophy instead of computers.
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School

  • Southern Connecticut State University

    Bachelor of Science, Liberal Studies: Computer Science/Physics/Math

    1997 1997-08-01 - 2002 2002-06-01
    • The most important thing that I learned in school was how to learn new topics quickly.
    • My thirst for intellectual stimulation drove me to get the most out of my time in college.
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Awards

COMAP Math Contest in Modeling

Part of SCSU team which earned an Honorable Mention

National Science Olympiad

Best in Class: 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993

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Some YUI Library components used according to the terms of BSD license.

All other XHTML, CSS, and JavaScript for this offline-friendly page by Isaac Z. Schlueter, coded in a text editor.